Est. 2026 • Proprietor: Harold the Sloth
What the freaking heck?!
You're not supposed to be here
It seems you've wandered down the wrong interstellar hallway.
Room 404 Missing
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"Harold is adjusting his corduroy bowtie in sheer bewilderment, while Commander the green popsicle alien floats quietly behind him."
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